Helpful Hints

Once you tell a boy you like them, things can never, ever, go back to the way things were before. So if you don't want to lose a friendship, it's typically just better to keep your mouth shut.

Don't talk to old boyfriends at 2 in the morning, because feelings that have been harbored for 4 years tend to come out in a really bad way, and you regret it in the morning. Also, don't be talking to a potential boyfriend at the same time you're letting out said feelings. It doesn't turn out pretty.

Forgive and forget. Carrying around past regrets and grudges is like carrying a huge bag of rocks on your shoulders, and as soon as you forgive, you feel free.

Don't wear leggings as pants. I don't care what you look like, it is just not flattering.

If you get nail polish on your skin, tape is a great nail polish remover.

Don't fall for the ladies' man. You end up getting played. And he moves on from you in the blink of an eye.

Pray. God will always, always be there for you, and will always listen.

All the best relationships came from a great friendship first.

Girlfriends are great, but sometimes you just need a guy. Make sure to have that one guy who will always make you laugh, will listen to all your guy drama, and will put up with your moods. They're worth keeping around for a long, long time.

Don't ever, ever, EVER change yourself for a guy. If they don't like you for you, then they weren't good for you to begin with.

When life sucks and you don't know how you'll go on, vent to a best friend, eat chocolate, and then just smile.

You have to let God make a man out of him before you make him your husband.

Relationships are two sided. It's give and take.If you're the one always initiating conversations, making the plans, etc., then you might want to re-evaluate the relationship.

Quit procrastinating, and just do it already!

DO NOT fall for security guards.

Kiss Avoidance Procedures (Brought to you from the book "Creative Dating" by Doug Fields and Todd Temple.)

"Kissing is incredible - when experienced with the right person.  In case you do not happen to be with that person when about to be kissed, try one of these tactics:
       What to Say

• My lips are really sunburned.
• I'm feeling sick all of a sudden.
• I just had my braces tightened.
• The last time I kissed, I bit my partners lips off.
• Have you ever met m boyfriend?  He is the bouncer at Jake's Dance Hall.
• I am a pilgrim (Puritan).
• These really are not my lips.
• I have mononucleosis.
• My parents are watching.
• It is amazing how I can still taste the anchovy pizza I ate three hours ago.

What to Do

• Give yourself a nose bleed
• Clear your throat.
• Stick a plug of chewing tobacco in your mouth.
• Blow a chewing gum bubble in the person's face.
• Have a runny nose.
• Put garlic in your mouth and cough.
• Flip your retainer or dentures in and out of your mouth.
• Put on a plastic nose and glasses.
• Put pepperoni in your teeth.

Saying Goodnight at the Doorstep

• Tell a story that wears the person down so he or she will want to leave.
• Accidentally lean up against the door bell, causing your parents or roommates to answer the door.
• Wear his jacket so he will get cold waiting at the door.
• Let your dog out and give it a big slobbery kiss."

So, the reason we put these on here was because Kenzie and I (Annie) thought they were hilarious.  I hope you enjoyed them as much as we did!