Random Things We Say

~ "Bah!! Jevin! I'm not asking you on a date! BAH!!!"
~ "So basically..."
~ "My radar is broken."
~ "Someone's thinking about you."
    "Don't say it..."
    "I'm thinking about you."
~ "11:11 make a wish!"
~ "You see this friendship bracelet? It's going in the dirt!"
~ "Friends tell!"
~ "Sharing is caring, guys!!"
~ "She tried to hold my hand. It was awkward."
~ "You're tacky, and I hate you."
~ "He's getting emotional over fudge? Really?"
~ "Does farting count?"
~ "I think there is something in this Fresca."
~ "Is this what it feels like to be drunk?"
   "If not, it's as close as we're going to get."
~ "With my mother, you'd think I'd know how to burp."
~ "He's not very cute."
   "Shh... He probably heard you!"
~ "That's the one you said wasn't very cute."
   "Shoot... he probably heard that one too."
~ "He was flirting with her. 'Would you like to fill out a survey?'"
~ "I feel like we're at girls camp. But without the french braids and makeup."
   "But look! I have french braids!"
   "And I almost didn't wear makeup!"
~ "Let's have a burping contest!"
~ "If he says one more thing about the Lord, I'm going to shoot him!"
~ "Is it bad that I think my TA for psychology is cute?  His name is Taylor Davies.... but he isn't on Facebook. :P"
~ "Trenton Amasa Griffiths. Where art the donut sticks?" *said in a British accent*
~ "You're all fuzzy, and it's not because I'm blind!"
~ "But he has braces and I'm sick!"